1 00:00:08,945 --> 00:00:11,185 isn't it amazing what people do during jumah? 2 00:00:11,461 --> 00:00:13,058 like reading newspaper 3 00:00:13,696 --> 00:00:15,060 Yeah! like reading newspapers 4 00:00:15,465 --> 00:00:16,828 some people even pass up pictures! 5 00:00:18,002 --> 00:00:19,790 It is you? 6 00:00:22,712 --> 00:00:24,555 Some people even sleep during jumah 7 00:00:27,664 --> 00:00:28,710 But can you blame them? 8 00:00:29,021 --> 00:00:30,948 The khutbah are sometimes very boring 9 00:00:35,524 --> 00:00:38,134 Very boring 10 00:00:38,526 --> 00:00:41,090 It's not always their fault. Sometimes the Khatib need some tips. 11 00:00:41,427 --> 00:00:43,178 So today, I wanna give some khatibs some tips. 12 00:00:43,413 --> 00:00:44,678 So here it goes 13 00:00:44,896 --> 00:00:49,741 Tip #1 Remind everyone to turn off their cellphones (that includes you as well) 14 00:00:50,164 --> 00:00:52,129 If there is one thing that we need to remember, 15 00:00:52,906 --> 00:00:56,569 is that ............... 16 00:00:56,817 --> 00:00:58,506 that's me? 17 00:00:58,506 --> 00:01:01,004 Tip #2: Do your best to be on time 18 00:01:07,139 --> 00:01:09,381 Where's the khatib? 19 00:01:09,806 --> 00:01:12,835 Tip #3 : Ask people not to talk during the khutbah 20 00:01:13,224 --> 00:01:14,731 The companions of The Prophet.... 21 00:01:14,739 --> 00:01:16,583 Khatib can I get some food after jumah? 22 00:01:17,504 --> 00:01:18,843 Yes 23 00:01:18,844 --> 00:01:20,344 The companions of The Prophet 24 00:01:20,310 --> 00:01:21,303 The used to... 25 00:01:21,303 --> 00:01:23,380 (sounds cool....) 26 00:01:24,270 --> 00:01:26,521 Did you know You cannot talk during the khutbah? 27 00:01:27,021 --> 00:01:27,770 Are you serious? 28 00:01:27,770 --> 00:01:31,638 Yepp. You can't talk, you can't even tell some to be quiet during the khutbah 29 00:01:31,924 --> 00:01:33,176 I can't even tell them to be quite? 30 00:01:33,472 --> 00:01:34,489 That counts as talking 31 00:01:34,754 --> 00:01:35,926 What if the brother say assalamualaikum to me? 32 00:01:36,230 --> 00:01:37,683 You can't return the salaam. 33 00:01:38,080 --> 00:01:39,324 Can I tell him to be quiet? 34 00:01:39,536 --> 00:01:40,175 No 35 00:01:40,550 --> 00:01:41,385 I guess that's good to know 36 00:01:41,958 --> 00:01:44,605 Tip #4: Try not to speak in a monotone voice 37 00:01:45,113 --> 00:01:48,808 My dear respected Brothers and Sisters in Islam 38 00:01:50,472 --> 00:01:56,628 The exciting events in the Battle of Badr... happened 39 00:01:56,876 --> 00:02:00,097 Tip #5: Dont extend the khutbah 40 00:02:00,392 --> 00:02:03,098 It's look like we're running out of time 41 00:02:03,564 --> 00:02:05,862 I know it's close to two o'clock 42 00:02:06,079 --> 00:02:07,954 And I know most of you have to go back to work. 43 00:02:08,157 --> 00:02:11,203 But this is a very interesting topic. So please Brothers,.. 44 00:02:11,203 --> 00:02:15,987 Give me another twenty minutes. So I can explain it in further detail. 45 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:19,017 Ah Dude, That is wrong 46 00:02:19,017 --> 00:02:23,225 Tip #6: Advise people to come at the beginning of the khutbah 47 00:02:23,225 --> 00:02:26,875 The Angels sit at the doors of the masjid With scroll 48 00:02:26,876 --> 00:02:29,176 And they write names of the people who enters 49 00:02:29,178 --> 00:02:31,156 And when the Azan is read 50 00:02:31,156 --> 00:02:34,228 They wrap the scroll and they go listen to the khutbah 51 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:37,365 Oh Man.. I need to start coming in early 52 00:02:38,491 --> 00:02:43,516 I keep stuck with that cheap seat on the back plus I need that extra reward for coming in early 53 00:02:43,845 --> 00:02:47,202 Tip #7: Try not to speak with to many pauses 54 00:02:48,735 --> 00:02:49,969 There was a time.... 55 00:02:50,797 --> 00:02:51,784 where ...... 56 00:02:52,031 --> 00:02:52,797 many...... 57 00:02:54,421 --> 00:02:56,044 of those.... 58 00:02:57,662 --> 00:02:58,998 who..... 59 00:03:01,015 --> 00:03:04,906 It's so frustating... Please......... let it out! 60 00:03:04,906 --> 00:03:07,545 ...have.... 61 00:03:07,770 --> 00:03:10,546 Tip #8 : Talk about relevant issues 62 00:03:11,597 --> 00:03:15,235 If you don't know how to make wudhu, and you're at jumah. We have a problem 63 00:03:15,546 --> 00:03:18,443 You mean there is people here at jumah that don't know how to make wudhu? 64 00:03:18,670 --> 00:03:22,328 Apparently so. This is why we have so many khutbahs about wudhu. 65 00:03:23,035 --> 00:03:25,497 Or.. We dont have other issues to talk about 66 00:03:25,497 --> 00:03:27,062 We got other issues to talk about 67 00:03:27,794 --> 00:03:29,263 So spice up the khutbah 68 00:03:29,263 --> 00:03:30,889 Let's talk about issues that are relevant 69 00:03:31,097 --> 00:03:31,996 Like what? 70 00:03:32,389 --> 00:03:33,388 Like marriage 71 00:03:33,738 --> 00:03:35,172 That's what I'm talkin about 72 00:03:36,033 --> 00:03:37,606 You know what I'm saying..... 73 00:03:37,846 --> 00:03:39,862 So I hope these simple tips have helped you 74 00:03:40,536 --> 00:03:44,673 At least have a reminder. Of certain things are goin on people's head. 75 00:03:44,958 --> 00:03:46,330 That are not the khatibs. 76 00:03:46,653 --> 00:03:48,141 We kinda run out of tip 77 00:03:48,371 --> 00:03:49,284 We kinda run out of time 78 00:03:49,516 --> 00:03:50,925 And we're pretty much done 79 00:03:51,225 --> 00:03:54,321 ?????? Jazakallahu Khair for listening 80 00:03:54,321 --> 00:03:55,994 This Ali reminding You Just in case You forgot 81 00:03:55,994 --> 00:03:57,543 Assalamu'alaikum