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300 thousand views?

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That's crazy huh?

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Are all these people actually tuning
in and watching a simple show like this?

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I mean it just me

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Sitting in a chair

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with camera

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and talkin bout stuffs that
just go into my head

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but people seems to be watching

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Are all of you people
seriously watching?

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Some people even laughing

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Not that much

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Okay, that's better

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seriously?
I dont know why people think I'm a comedian

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Just for the record

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I'm not a comedian, I'm not an actor

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I'm just a brother with video camera

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Talkin bout just random stuffs

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But if I was a comedian,
I wonder what that'll be like

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what if...

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Thank yoou, Thank yoou
Thank you very much

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My name is Ali

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I'm here to make you laugh!

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hahahha hohooho
yes thank you thank you

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As you can see, I'm not a comedian

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I'm just another random brother
you see at the crowd of muslims

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Talkin bout stuffs
that many of us think about

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But we dont necessarily talk about

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I guess that's what comedian do

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I guess that's why people laugh

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But these video blogs do have points

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I would call them "Reminders"

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All joking aside,
I'm no tryin to be funny

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I just try to add
a little bit of entertainment

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so viewers like you,
would watch

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Alhamdulillah,
it seem to be working

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because being funny is hard

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laugh!
come on laugh!

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You see?
It doesnt work!

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Sometimes you have to be serious

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I dont like you
when you're serious

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What if i'm always joking around
and no one will take me seriously?

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Fine.. Okay

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Anyway, this whole video blogs
was just an experiment

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It's never meant to be a weekly show

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but it's a weekly show right?

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well kind of

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there's only ten episodes

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and this is the 6th of the ten

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which means
there's about four more left

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what?

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yeah,
four more left

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after that
I'm gonna be taking a break for a while

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i have other stuffs to do!

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What!

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I can't do this every week

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this thing takes time to do

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Oh come on!

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I'm serious.
It takes time to do.

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you know what,
how bout you try it?

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what d'you mean I try it

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All these people that are watching

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How bout you guys  put all
the materials together

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and I'll do the show

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are you serious?

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yeah we'll do the show
based on what you guys think

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the audience have so many different
suggestions in their comments

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yes I read them

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I'm sure we can come up
with something good

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you guys put the contents together

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I'll do the show
I have the camera, I have everything

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we can do it

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we'll broadcast them on youtube,
we'll broadcast them on ummahfilms

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and they will go there, you can
get your comments from everyone

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you're serious,
aren't you?

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yeah I'm serious

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Okay, we'll do it

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so if you got ???? to put the show together
put your comments at the comment section

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Enough talk,
let's get to this week show

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Please roll the tape

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that's just me talkin to myself
and there's no one here

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????? cameraman

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Okay roll it

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One of my favourite part in ramadhan
is shaytan is MIA during that month

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MIA means Missing in Action

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but for the rest of the year
we have to listen to his whispering

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Especially during the shalat

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how annoying is that!

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shaytan sucks!

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Big Time.....

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when Adam was created, shaytan was
the only one that wouldn't bow down

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out of arrogance
he disobeyed Allah

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what a loser

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Out of jealousy,
he goes to make yo go ashtray

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so you dont make it
into paradise

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you know,
shaytan is like the 1st hater

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and that's why he always try
to make mind game with you

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doin whatever he cant
to take you away from the straight part

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tryin to distract you

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is like as soon as you say
"Allahu Akbar"

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the whispering begins

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he'll try to make you remember things that
you cant remember for your life 10 seconds ago

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but silly now you remember
where your keys are!

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phone number that you thought
you forgot!

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the funny things that happen
to you through out the day!

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all the stuffs that you have to do
right after shalat

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he'll even try to give you a doubt
if you have wudhu or not

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so you spend the rest
of the time try to think that

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"Do I have wudhu
or do I not have wudhu"

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and the next thing you know
is your shalat is over

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as soon as you say
"Assalamu'alaikum warahmatullah, Assalamu'alaikum"

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the whispering stops

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Arghhhhhhhhh................

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you know in this life all you
see, touch, taste, hear is dunya

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so it's very easy to forget
about what is important

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which is the hereafter

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and what is less important
which is this dunya

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this dunya is only temporary,
but the hereafter is forever

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so one of the most important thing that
we must stick with no matter what

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is the shalat

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the five daily prayers

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it is a reminder for all of us

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and we get reminder five times a day

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on what is important and what is not

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so during the shalat
we struggle with shaytan

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but sometimes the person praying next to us
can also distract us as well

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so here are the tips

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this is the tips section

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you know what I'm saying....

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this is gotta be funny ha?

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I dont know

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we'll see

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here are some random distractions
that may happens to you during shalat

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#1 children running around
while you're tryin to pray

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#2 children climbing your back
during the shalat

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wait... a second
is this kid for real?

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how old is this litle girl?

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two?

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litle girl : "Baba"

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she does let go at some point right?

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#3 the person praying next to you
is playing keep away with his toes

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foot to foot
shoulder to shoulder

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what's so hard bro?

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why do some brothers play
keep away with their toes?

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I dont understand

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after a while it's look like
he's doing the split

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is there something wrong
with this picture?

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or is it just me

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#4 praying next to a loud whisperer

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???? of dhuhur and Ashr
is supposed to pray silently

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but some people
did not pray that silently

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have you ever pray
next to the loud whisperer

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yes,
loud whisperer

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if you're whispering out loud,
you're not whispering anymore!

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#5 smelling bad breath

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here is a tip

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if you like eating onion
and garlic sandwiches

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most likely that you gonna have
bad breath

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you may not be able to smell it
but the guy next to you does

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and that goes for all the
chain smokers too

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by the way I love the smell of aether
i used them myself

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but some brother,
they use a lot of attar

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this is normal attar

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this is a lot of attar

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you know what I'm saying

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and sometimes,
when you have too much attar on

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it can be very distracting
to person praying next to you

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#6 praying next to someone who
is constantly moving

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have you pray next to
someone who is always moving?

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I mean constantly moving during
the shalat

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that can be very distracting too

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getting knock down during the
"Head to Butt Collision"

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do you ever been inside a small masjid
and there's a lot of people there?

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sometimes the lines
get really close together

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and if you;re not careful
there could be a collision

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I called it a
"Head to Butt collision"

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this is Ali reminding you
just in case you forgot

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